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Join Date: May 2007
Location: San Francisco, CA
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Okay, I present the first DSF mad lib. Thanks to Glen Quagmire and Yalvulcon for filling it in:
After getting good and brown the night before, I like to wake up in the morning, drink a hot dildo of coffee, and check the DSF forum.
As I puke the threads, I see that Binary has provided us with more malignant apps, and Brizzel has been incredibly busy adding to the drugs thread.
Lucas has been having fun changing everyone’s boobs to swollen women, and apparently paused to leave the ban boot on a n00b. Oh n00bs, when will you ever open?
Shasta, Jo_dile, and Pendragon are endlessly begging Jo and Amy to post panties of their elbows. Jo just has at them, while Amy continues to post in the Young and Busty thread, telling us about lisping in New Jersey and how her engorged pet anteater died.
Off in the private section, Shasta and Bigmac have been farting as usual, putting their breathless fists into each other’s knees. They say it’s only greenish-blue if you make upper lip contact, but I still think they’re blindingly gay for each other!
Pen contines to fellate poetry about everyone, making me snore as I read each verse. YellowCrypt and Mrs.YellowCrypt banter artificially back and forth. I wonder if they ever smack in real life anymore, or if it’s all over the paddle?
Oh no! I can’t believe I just spent 31337 hours on the forum! I think I’m addicted to this jet ski. Help!
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