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Old 07-16-2008, 12:14 PM
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Leth would be about 2 or 2.5 hrs almost straight south of Calgary
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:41 PM
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So I just discovered something in the office that so American. A moist ball (HA!) that licks the envelope for you! Sa-weeeeeeeeet!
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:43 PM
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You are having dinner with some foreign dignitaries and someone says something anti-American. You:

(A) Shoot him and create an international incident.

(B) Pretend you did not hear it and ask him to pass the sweet and sour shrimp.

You'd be surprised how many people say "A" -- but if you said "B," then you have the ability to make quick decisions on your feet. When you enroll at Ambassador Training Institute, you'll learn how to accept gifts graciously, how to propose toasts. You'll use phrases like: "Delighted to see you again!" "I'll ask the Secretary of State." and "Pass the sweet and sour shrimp."
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:44 PM
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what can I say....this place keeps me sane believe it or not...I'd be pulling my hair out due to boredom if it wasn't for DSF....I've gotten to know a few people on here pretty good as well..this place is great...
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:49 PM
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Ahh shit, when he gets all sappy like that it means he is gonna go out and offer the candy again!!!
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Old 07-16-2008, 12:52 PM
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Allright listen up! Unless it is a random fuckin thought I am gonna come over and close your friggin cock-taster for ya! Got it? Any fuckin questions sweet heart?

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Old 07-16-2008, 12:53 PM
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^^^ Spooning usually leads to forking...
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wanna fork?

sorry Pen...couldn't help myself
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