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Old 01-15-2009, 03:49 AM
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It's now 4 fucking degrees in StL, and somehow, it's all N2's fault.

Fuck you, man, and everyone else who's warm.
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:54 AM
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-9 here with a wind chill somewhere around -20. I fucking hate winter.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:02 AM
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it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
  

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it's around 50 now here... should go along the line all week.
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Old 01-15-2009, 07:49 AM
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i just shit myself over the morning news. air mass around -40 rolling in. doesn't matter f or c, cause -40 is where they meet.

damn jetstream. gotta keep the chainsaw inside or it won't start. i used to have, back in the day, an old maxima that hated cold starting. i got the best battery i could, and it still hated to crank. so i got a second battery i kept in the trunk with jumper cables to kick it over the edge if i got in trouble. one day, the second battery wasn't QUITE getting it there with the resistance from the cables, so i said "fuck it" and put it on the other battery upside down, careful not to cross the charges. well as these things go, once you do something stupid and it doesn't kill you, you get comfortable and keep doing it. so one day i put that fucking battery up on the other one WITH the charges crossed, and molten, acidic lead spattered right in the direction of my face. the terminals were just gone in a flash with this terrible hissing and steaming, and the splatter burnt holes through my jacket, but for some fucking act of god, even though i was leaning in close looking at the terminals, my face and eyes didn't get hit.
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I guess I should be happy that its 23 degrees by me?

I dont feel happy.
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It's a balmy 9 F in C-Town.
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I love that movie. I would watch it for days straight when I had chicken pox.

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yay! yellow slinky!

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two christmases ago, it was so cold, and my stepdad refused to turn the heat on, so i bought myself some red flannel sheets. I wrapped them and put them under the tree for me, and took pictures of my parents astonished faces.

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it's 26 degrees here.
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:17 AM
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i just read 100 pages of this thread, to catch up.


also, I got kicked out of the most comfortable chair in the house by a giant labradoodle. who i so lovingly took on an hour long walk in the 22 degree morning weather.

AND, i took pics of my boobs.

today has been adventuresome, and it's only 9am
I think i'll go back to sleep and wait for lunchtime.
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:29 AM
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hmmm..i really must keep a closer eye on you

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Old 01-15-2009, 10:31 AM
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I will send em to yah, hun... but i cant figure out how to get em off the damn camera.
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