If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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Ten years ago, I had my gall bladder removed. The ER nurse told my wife that I had been difficult in the O.R. I remember that there were about 20 medical students in the OR to observe. When they asked me to get up on the (extremely narrow) operating table, I told them that I couldn't get on that, I would break the tiny little thing, and they needed to get me a King Size bed.
When they wheeled me into the OR, the gurney got stuck in the doorway. I bitched them out that all thru the hospital they had these nice wide automatic doors, but the ONE PLACE they needed a big door, they had a tiny little closet door they used instead.
I also gave them some shit about having to shave my balls. Why do they always shave the balls? I got a vasectomy years before, and the doctor was just fine with it as it was, but no, they had to shave my nuts to remove my gall bladder! I went on about this until they said they would look into it. I think they hear that a lot.
I asked the students if any of them had a question for me. One female intern asked how much I weighed. I told her 3 hippopotamuses. I meant 3 hundred but I wasn't as lucid as I thought I was.
I told the surgeon that I wanted the bad parts he took out, like when you get your car worked on. I told him I wanted to make a toy out of it for my cat. I didn't get it.
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ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...