If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Yeah I know I can't believe it. I remember watching in a surprise when I saw Devinn on the Howard Stern Show 8 years ago acknowledging she had a 12 yr old daughter living with her biological father in Florida.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Astronauts cannot cry. In space, there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
Percentage of Americans that want to change their bodies in some way: 75%.
Percentage of Americans that would want to change their intelligence: 13%.
A person who is lost and starving can obtain nourishment by chewing on his shoes, provided they are made of leather.
An igloo will stand up to modern artillery better than a concrete barricade. Additionally, the are almost invisible from the air and can't be spotted by infrared sensors
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...