05-31-2021, 06:02 PM
It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait even better it's VodkaMan!
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I'm half blind and when I read "give them a click" I saw it as "give them a dick" I should wear my glasses
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06-01-2021, 04:46 AM
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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That would be an amazing catchphrase for something. Now I need to invent a cause.
06-08-2021, 01:05 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Hello Stantz. I see your footprint.
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06-21-2021, 09:45 AM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I fart too much to have my ass eaten out.
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
06-21-2021, 03:09 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Some people like their chicken wings wet.
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06-21-2021, 03:44 PM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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I especially like Reverse Cowgirl, because I like to see that butthole wink at me each time she clamps down. It's a guy thing, I know. Here's looking at you, Blinky.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
06-22-2021, 12:13 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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06-27-2021, 11:43 AM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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Chocolate-covered dolphin nipples.
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Breach my ringmeat weirdos.
Always THAT asshole
06-28-2021, 07:54 AM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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We need to start cooking at my castle.
I really don't mind supporting the local foodie folks from fast food to fine dining but lately there is an issue every time. ... every fucking time!
Thanks for listening.
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06-29-2021, 11:09 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Looking down at the bottom of the FP screen, Under Currently Active Users, it says --
"Most users ever online was 26,544, Yesterday at 02:07 AM."
WTF does that mean? Were we being hit with a Denial of Service attempt?
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