05-27-2008, 04:04 PM
i know more than you and i knew it before you did
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Maybe the claws dragging across your shoe
Or maybe, you secretly really like the cat so you aren't kicking it as hard as you're trying to make us believe.
It's OK, I like my cats too.
p.s. if the dog can't fend of the cat, you're dogs a pussy
05-27-2008, 04:32 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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I like to old school Red Rider method of keeping cats away from my house. I have a female cat and every tom cat in the neighborhood comes around. The BB gun doesn't penetrate the skin but leaves a good enough impression that they don't want to come back.
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05-27-2008, 05:19 PM
So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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You'll shoot your eye out!
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05-27-2008, 05:24 PM
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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hahahaha
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Do tha stanky leg!!
05-27-2008, 09:41 PM
a True Sex Panther
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Just being brutally honest,
I like big butts and I cannot lie...
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It's got bits of Real Panther in it so you know it's good. "And they've done studies...60% of the time, it works every time ."
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05-27-2008, 10:23 PM
kicked the fuck out
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Penn and Teller's Bullshit
is awesome!
05-27-2008, 10:45 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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OHHHH fuck you, this goes to the thunderdome!!!
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I once had every vag on DSF dripping wet reading an erotic story I posted...
about a man and his horse
05-28-2008, 08:55 AM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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GTA IV is awsome.
My laptop shit the bed. I lost alot movies and music. Sucks. I do not think I will buy a Dell again.
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
05-28-2008, 12:55 PM
jesus got drunk and molested me
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anyone know how to throw a boomarang? Do you just throw it like a freeibie? The fine folks at UPS sent me one and I'm too lazy to go and get it if it doesn't come back...
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05-28-2008, 12:59 PM
Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
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hold it straight up and down next to your head, and throw with a backward and forwards motion (kind of like you would do if you threw a baseball/football).
http://www.boomerangs.org/how.html
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