01-18-2009, 04:07 AM
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it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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^^^ has a bigger supply of soap bars than i do
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01-18-2009, 04:52 AM
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Dicktowel.com
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even though not italian, still smells funny
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01-18-2009, 09:21 AM
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it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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^^^ should stop smelling my farts  |
01-18-2009, 09:23 AM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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^^ farts?!?  |
01-18-2009, 09:30 AM
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it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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^^^ *starts saying a prayer and kisses his family goodbye  |
01-18-2009, 09:31 AM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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^^ should know i'm gonna put up a fight!  |
01-18-2009, 09:34 AM
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it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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^^^ should know i fight dirty... and naked |
01-18-2009, 09:35 AM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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^^ should know ahead of time, i swallowed the key to my iron chastity belt..  |
01-18-2009, 09:48 AM
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it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
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^^^ should know i can wait a couple of days for the key to pass through  |
01-18-2009, 09:56 AM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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^^ should know it's one of these so the key might be kinda stuck
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