Nobody wants to end up in prison. But if you do end up in prison, Swedish prison's the way to go. It's a lot like living in a very modern home with mid-century finishes.
__________________ And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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This has not happened in a few years, but I am too fucked up in the head to post! It's like snap, crackle & pop up in this piece.
Haven't been on narcotics in years, like 20 of them, so it's kinda cool to feel like it. And for free! With no actual drugs or putting out for them! Not gonna complain.
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As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Got mine yesterday. Got the ol' prostate fingered again. Told the doc I was glad he took Medicare, the whore who I usually have do that accepts only cash. He has NO sense of humor.
(note to Boon - My mom's dead, so it may take her a while to finish.)
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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What it go bro?
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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I swear we used to have a thread where everyone posted really long pompous job titles. I loved that damn thread.
Anywho, does someone have a good suggestion for someone that will be sending excel reports to customers that show all sorts of data of their purchase history for all of their accounts?
Best I can think of is Assistant to the Data Analyist Processor. Asking for a friend.
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