If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Whenever I whisper "I love you" into your ear, it doesn't mean I actually love you. I actually meant that I love your 3 biggest holes.
__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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That reminds me -- I've got an idea on how to reinvigorate the state lottery here in Florida, but it's important that I know how many ping-pong balls Frothy's mom can hold in her vag.
Minus the Powerball of course. That she shoots it out rectally, and whichever ring it goes thru is the multiplier number.
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My mom's vag is like Kirby, pink and with an infinite appetite.
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No they'll all just drop like the fall of Saigon because she is that loose.
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Back in the day, I understand that she did work at Tyson's popping the heads off chickens before processing. But we were both fucked up on squeeze when she told me that so, 50/50 chance it was true.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...