Two things I hate seeing on the internet, both concerning naked pictures of celebrities, both normally found on eBaum's World:
1) People that post "butterface" comments. I don't care what you say, if even the most butterfaced celebrity in the world winked at you as she passed you on the street you would blow a load in your pants and you damn well know it.
THE EXCEPTION: Tila Tequila. She really is a disgusting butterface. And buttersnatch. And buttertits. And butterass. And butterbody. Need I say more?
2) People that post "I'd hit it". No, no you wouldn't. You know why? Because you're a loser whose idea of a bitchin' Friday night is sticking around the house and beating off to nudie celeb pics on eBaum's World. And you expect me to believe that you'd "hit" Keeley Hazell....