The HATE Thread - Page 25 - The Drunken stepFORUM - A place to discuss your worthless opinions

Kyle E. Coyote · #**241** 08-22-2008, 11:14 PM

Two things I hate seeing on the internet, both concerning naked pictures of celebrities, both normally found on eBaum's World:

1) People that post "butterface" comments. I don't care what you say, if even the most butterfaced celebrity in the world winked at you as she passed you on the street you would blow a load in your pants and you damn well know it.

THE EXCEPTION: Tila Tequila. She really is a disgusting butterface. And buttersnatch. And buttertits. And butterass. And butterbody. Need I say more?

2) People that post "I'd hit it". No, no you wouldn't. You know why? Because you're a loser whose idea of a bitchin' Friday night is sticking around the house and beating off to nudie celeb pics on eBaum's World. And you expect me to believe that you'd "hit" Keeley Hazell....

#**242** 08-22-2008, 11:36 PM

I hate that i bought a phone that can browse the internet....worst idea ever!

red7ine · #**243** 08-22-2008, 11:36 PM

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Howzabout I put an "...if the opportunity were to present itself" disclaimer tag to that? Would that be acceptable then?

Because yes, if Keeley Hazell took the roofie-laden drink I gave her and she just happened to pass out naked on my bed, then yes my friend. With that opportunity presented to me, I most certainly would hit that.

Kyle E. Coyote · #**244** 08-23-2008, 12:19 AM

Perfectly acceptable.

jizzay · #**245** 08-23-2008, 12:24 AM

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I only use the "butterface" when I am repulsed by a woman. In the Olympic forum, I used it on Amanda Beard. I do not find her face attractive and if I passed her on the street I wouldn't give her a second look.

Kim Kardashian...I'd hit it, as in smack the shit out of that big ole ass. Then of course there is the donkey punch...Does that fall under the I'd hit it umbrella?

**~~DSF Guest 8~~** · #**246** 08-23-2008, 09:22 AM

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Donkey punch counts as hitting it.

So does a Pirate!

Striker · #**247** 08-23-2008, 10:20 AM

I hate that BigMac started the "what do you love about me" thread because now unoriginal motherfuckers are going to copy him and we are going to have more stupid threads that only serve to allow easier ass kissing.

#**248** 08-23-2008, 11:15 AM

I started the Shasta and N2 threads but made it look like they started them.

I did it because I can...and because i rule the underworld

alittleoffhedy · #**249** 08-23-2008, 11:16 AM

i hate fistpumpers in all their gelled glory

Striker · #**250** 08-23-2008, 11:19 AM

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Truly an evil deed.