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This could get interesting -- someone at my workplace tested positive for the corona virus. Entirely possible the whole thing will turn out to be bullshit, the person who tested positive is a very manipulative and self absorbed person. She hasn't said a thing about feeling ill, and we're all wondering why/how she got tested in the first place. Her testing was via a nasal swab which seems to give a lot of false positives, so maybe a big nothing burger in the end.
Ugh. Just more nonsense to contend with
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I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time, but I'm too young to worry...
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I just gave my first head shave. Hubby looks good even if he didn't have any longer attachments so he got a solid 1 shave as opposed to 2 on top and 1 on the sides. Grows fast anyway.
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A bunch of the accounting people at my work who are on the other side of the building had it before anyone knew what it was. And then one other lady was jealous her team member was going to be working from home and they wanted her to stay in. She left mid day saying she was dizzy then didn't come back for 2 weeks. Her story had holes in it like swiss cheese. She said her lips were blue and she went to the hospital, yet she never had CoronaVirus. Sure. She had jealousitis. But it's not legal for me to see what was submitted to HR, I can not point all that out.
I'll just be happy I got told to go home. I didn't think I wanted it, now I love it. I got really good at doing everything paperless. I printed some things the first few days, but I don't need to. So far so good!
For your sake, I hope it ends up being made up like I'm sure of the jealousitis above. Karma will get that lady if so in the end. Hope you and everyone here continue to stay safe.
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If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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I'm getting fat and developing a fupa
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To the uninitiated, FUPA is an acronym for “fat upper pubic area.” Technically, it is called the panniculus. It’s a loose layer of fat in the lower abdomen region that sometimes emerges because of rapid weight loss or recent pregnancy. Other times it’s there because that’s just how your body is. You might also know it as the muffin top. Roll it up the right way, and you can fuck yourself and work on your abs at the same time.
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I now get a fupa whenever I sit on the toilet and my fat thighs are pushing my abdomen together where my bladder is into almost an idented inner fold. If this continues to obesity then I might be able to finger myself but getting zero pleasure from doing it.
*I still haven't reached being a fat fuck yet.
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