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After days of internment here with my wife, over coffee this morning I asked her if I had ever told her the story of my grandparents making ketchup in their basement from a crop of tomatoes they had grown in their Victory garden. She answered, "This year or this month?" She then said something to the effect of, if I mentioned it again she would start making ketchup, without any tomatoes.
Hey, have I told you guys about my grandparents making ketchup in their basement????
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
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No I can't say that you have. Does the homemade ketchup involve aunt flow too?
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Man, they opened up the beaches down here today and it was like one of those scenes in the old black & white movies about the land rush . . .
Hotel parking lots filled up by noon, my friends were texting me "What the fuck is going on in Pass-a-Grille? They're talking about closing the beach back down!" Tons of cars, no one social distancing, police helicopter was just parked overhead . . .
It was fucking crazy
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And I thought the reopening of the park in my town was a celebration.
Jk, I didn't go, but when I wasn't home working and before they closed it, I was amazed at how uncharacteristically packed it was and how everyone was up each others arses without a care in the world.
They make you walk in one clockwise direction only so you can space out.
But the beach? Yeah no one is going to go well there is no room for me to safely space myself, but fuck it, I'm here so someone else can go home. I also don't can't picture anyone in the water wearing a mask. That wouldn't end well.
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Today is Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday ruined by a virus called Corona.
Arriba arriba!
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