^^^ My boyfriend better appreciate how awesome I am as few of this effects me currently. Almost all of that applied to me with my ex though. And that was mainly because I wanted out of said relationship.
I have a few qualms.
#26 if we're on the couch not facing forward. At that point I'm trying to keep my left leg from falling into the couch abyss. I need Rocker to help keep me upright and it's nicer if the hand is on my boobs.
Honestly, I don't want to talk afterwards either. Then again, sometimes it annoys me to have to talk before hand as well. And if I got it extra good I might not want to cuddle after as I'm overheated. Especially if the AC is not working right.
#39, can't tell you how many times water isn't always available. I do stop at that point though. It's annoying to me too.
And guys, some reverse advice to you. It's nice if you spit or let me spit on your dick before you make the first entrance. Everything after that will go much better.
But I do have to laugh cause I know that if any of you show this to girls that could use this advice, they will normally just get insulted and perform #15 ahead of their schedule.