12-19-2010, 06:54 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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cold beer. I like Hacker Pschorr Weisse the best.....
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12-19-2010, 06:57 PM
Consume me.
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Nice. I like Ommegang Rare Vos but I don't have a favorite beer in particular. One thing I love about beer is the variety. My favorite style is IPA
12-19-2010, 07:03 PM
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I'm craving Duvel Tripel Hop really badly now.
12-19-2010, 07:08 PM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Sometimes, when I'm in supermarkets or other places with automatic doors, if I'm walking towards them as they are closing I try and guess when the sensor will react to me and I swipe my hand as if I'm opening the door using 'The Force'. When my timing is perfect I feel fucking awesome.
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12-19-2010, 07:27 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Try that around here and you'll get knocked over.
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12-19-2010, 07:56 PM
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Felt like shit all day yesterday...didn't even get out of bed. Got up this morning wife was bitching I didn't do anything yesterday....
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12-19-2010, 07:57 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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ive been beyond lazy these last couple days. i need a life. laying around and cleaning and waiting for the boyfriend to get home isn't fun.
12-19-2010, 08:03 PM
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i felt like someone kicked the shit out of my lower abdomen yesterday. hooray me.
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12-19-2010, 08:04 PM
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Were you one of those dumbass kids that read the comic books in the store so you wouldn't have to buy them?
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12-19-2010, 08:21 PM
Is your refrigerator running? Bcuz if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually
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Next time, pay up bitch! I won't have to pummel your mid section because you owe me money......I want me two dollars!
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