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Old 12-19-2010, 10:22 AM
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Old 12-19-2010, 04:44 PM
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^^^really?

So i forward a text to my buddy. The text is a pic of an asshole and the line is, tada! i turned your phone into a mirror. Stupid joke, and i think nothing of it.

At halftime he calls me and says it was uncalled for, and if i ever send him an asshole again, it's all-out war. IRL, i'm a pussycat, but this pissed me off. I told him he was too sensitive. He says he's not putting up with it.

So I said, at least it was chick asshole. I don't care, he says.

I said, I tell you what. You ever send me a fat chick text again, i'll send you every single fucking stupid text i ever get. That joke wasn't funny five years ago, and it's less funny now.

So he calms down, we hang up.

And then I sent him another a-hole pic.


Dickhead.
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Old 12-19-2010, 05:34 PM
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Old 12-19-2010, 05:49 PM
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Old 12-19-2010, 06:07 PM
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I'm bored too. I planned to go to the pub but the people I'm with now are being lame. :

I have vodka and wine at home but all I want is a couple pints of good beer.
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Old 12-19-2010, 06:14 PM
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The little old Italian lady next door called me over and gave me a heaping plateful of cookies. Awesome.
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Old 12-19-2010, 06:23 PM
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lol what a fag.
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Does she have any single Grand-daughters??
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Old 12-19-2010, 06:35 PM
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I have a funny story related to that, but another time.
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Old 12-19-2010, 06:46 PM
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I got some Chimay today, but cant seem to find Breckenridge anywhere.
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