12-19-2010, 10:22 AM
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how exciting!
12-19-2010, 04:44 PM
^^^really?
So i forward a text to my buddy. The text is a pic of an asshole and the line is, tada! i turned your phone into a mirror. Stupid joke, and i think nothing of it.
At halftime he calls me and says it was uncalled for, and if i ever send him an asshole again, it's all-out war. IRL, i'm a pussycat, but this pissed me off. I told him he was too sensitive. He says he's not putting up with it.
So I said, at least it was chick asshole. I don't care, he says.
I said, I tell you what. You ever send me a fat chick text again, i'll send you every single fucking stupid text i ever get. That joke wasn't funny five years ago, and it's less funny now.
So he calms down, we hang up.
And then I sent him another a-hole pic.
Dickhead.
12-19-2010, 05:34 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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I'm bored.
12-19-2010, 05:49 PM
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Pm me your number. I'll send you some butthole pix.
12-19-2010, 06:07 PM
Consume me.
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I'm bored too. I planned to go to the pub but the people I'm with now are being lame.
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I have vodka and wine at home but all I want is a couple pints of good beer.
12-19-2010, 06:14 PM
The little old Italian lady next door called me over and gave me a heaping plateful of cookies. Awesome.
12-19-2010, 06:23 PM
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lol what a fag.
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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12-19-2010, 06:31 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Does she have any single Grand-daughters??
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Apparently it does not, asswipe. 20,002
12-19-2010, 06:35 PM
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I have a funny story related to that, but another time.
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She might. You should see these cookies. Old school. I love it.
12-19-2010, 06:46 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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What are you favorite brand of beer?
I got some Chimay today, but cant seem to find Breckenridge anywhere.
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