03-06-2020, 10:46 PM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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If that is some kinda slang for having a crush on one's own second cousin, than I may have had it.
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
03-07-2020, 03:40 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Taint,
You nassy.
GF
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
03-07-2020, 04:10 PM
DON'T even think about reading
this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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I think that dipshit snowkiller has it. Not gonna get any closer to confirm, b/c Michigan
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"I don't know if you've noticed, but our two party system is a bowl of shit looking in the mirror at itself"
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03-08-2020, 09:16 PM
I'm in it to win it. alot.
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I has the Kung Flu.
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I think the Sunnyside milf is far hotter than Heathyr.
03-09-2020, 08:05 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Why are folks buying up all the butt paper to prepare for the Black Plaque that is among right now?
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03-17-2020, 05:11 AM
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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I want to wish everyone a happy St. Patrick's Day, but this feels more like the potato famine than Lucky Charms.
Hope things turn around soon!
03-17-2020, 08:48 AM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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If you run short of TP, I suggest you get a Subway foot-long sub. Their paper napkins are the softest ones around and serve nicely as a substitute.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
03-18-2020, 02:05 PM
DON'T even think about reading
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DSF and chill?
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03-18-2020, 05:11 PM
Not that I could, or that I would. Let it burn, under my skin. Let it BURN!
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I know what the Netflix and chill is code for, but is DSF and chill the same thing or would it be masturbation?
03-18-2020, 08:37 PM
After our final tests, this new destructive force will be available to those who can pay... and they will!
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They're supposed to have closed the bars down, but one of the beach dives where I work has a notice on their sign that they're still open for restaurant hours . . . 'cause they're not
actually a bar you see, just a restaurant that happens to serve hard liquor with waitresses who wear bikinis
'effin Florida
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