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amylikewhoa · #**2191** 07-07-2008, 11:55 PM

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haha i met him last year on my bd and i was so drunk i mispelled his name in my phone and i still havent corrected it. i also told him that to never try to talk to me in public if he saw me again because i wouldnt remember him. and one day he saw me and kept trying to talk to me and i thought he was like so crazy bc i had no idea who he was. now i remember him but dont talk to him bc his daily texts of "wanna bang?" skeeve me out

Martin Luther Bling · #**2192** 07-08-2008, 12:06 AM

I wonder if I go to court in uniform will the judge be more likely to have sympathy on me for speeding.

jo_dile · #**2193** 07-08-2008, 12:19 AM

Im so BORED

towdog · #**2194** 07-08-2008, 08:08 AM

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50-50 shot. Either he will and you get off scott-free, or he'll think, "Fuck, this asshole is trying to get sympathy from me. I'm throwing the book at him."

Martin Luther Bling · #**2195** 07-08-2008, 08:26 AM

Fuck it, I am guilty as all hell anyway. I am just going there in hopes that the damn cop won't show up.

SexyLion · #**2196** 07-08-2008, 08:42 AM

can you burp, sneeze and fart all at the same time? And if you could, would the universe implode?

**~~DSF Guest 6~~** · #**2197** 07-08-2008, 08:57 AM

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I'm pretty sure that's called an orgasm.

staroffurby · #**2198** 07-08-2008, 09:21 AM

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The force of doing them all at once turns you inside out, not a great sight and so i have been told quite painful.

melissa21 · #**2199** 07-08-2008, 11:34 AM

i am so scared of zombies i'm having trouble sleeping.

i used to have reoccurring nightmares when i was young about my house burning down, so i had this big mental escape plan. now it's the same thing, but a zombie escape plan.

ms. cellany · #**2200** 07-08-2008, 11:44 AM

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I used to freak out about the house catching on fire at night when I was little too... I attribute it completely to the fire safety shit they make you do when you're in like second grade- the whole "stop drop and roll", make a fire escape route thing. Totally warped my fragile little mind.