05-24-2008, 11:44 PM
Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.
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Why does Portia De rossi think Ellen Degeneres is hot?
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I'ld lick her all up. A lot.
05-25-2008, 01:43 AM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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Why do I consistently check Perez Hilton's site even though I don't think he is funny and get mad at everything he writes? Does this mean I am retarded, and not in the good way how rappers say it?
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Not again you fucking assholes....
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05-25-2008, 09:27 AM
paris gave me herpes
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When do you think your childhood finishes...
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05-25-2008, 09:36 AM
a True Sex Panther
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Glutton for punishment?
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It's got bits of Real Panther in it so you know it's good. "And they've done studies...60% of the time, it works every time ."
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Anchorman is probably my favorite movie EVER which means I love you.
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DAS is Back! and I love it!
05-25-2008, 09:38 AM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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05-25-2008, 03:58 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I draw penises in Paint far better than I can draw vaginas. This sometimes causes me to question myself...
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05-25-2008, 06:22 PM
the burning and itching has stopped
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Am I a racist for telling my own people to go back to their country when they do something that pisses me off?
05-25-2008, 07:21 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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How weird would it be to log on one day and see that your mom/sister/daughter had earned a DSF avatar the easy way?
05-25-2008, 07:25 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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Do people ever actually come up with new jokes or do they just reword and/or recycle old jokes?
05-26-2008, 02:16 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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I am so fucking sick of having to get up and go to another room to pee. I want a catheter.
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