11-03-2017, 01:52 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
11-03-2017, 04:12 PM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
11-03-2017, 04:15 PM
As envisaged, the amtronic now converts to 'hover' mode...
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Explain Wi-Fi to my mother in law. Ask her to explain it back to me to be sure she understands.
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...
11-04-2017, 09:49 AM
The road to you is paved right through with bloody good intentions, & missing you is like kissing...cyanide.
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11-04-2017, 05:13 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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11-07-2017, 03:36 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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11-07-2017, 07:56 PM
The road to you is paved right through with bloody good intentions, & missing you is like kissing...cyanide.
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11-07-2017, 08:54 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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11-09-2017, 03:01 PM
i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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11-10-2017, 07:43 AM
the burning and itching has stopped
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For the longest time, comics couldn't use the word "flick" for that very reason -- the printing process was so shabby, the L and I would blur into each other.
Makes me wonder if the person who put up those lights knew what might happen...
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