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Content, Pictures and Download links visible to registered users only. REGISTER NOW to access all areas that are invisible to non-members. Unfortunately, that thread continually reminds me of my epic fail. I WAS A FUCKING DING DONG, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS PUT UP WITH IT? NOOBS ARE SUCH LOSERS; until we post tits and ass.
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09-03-2009, 04:50 PM
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NEW YORK - FALL FASHION IN THE HOOD
 Sometimes I might pull together the perfect outfit, successfully swaddle my funky trunk butt/blimpy beer sac into a slim aerodynamic illusion of cuteness, only to be defeated by the reality of my stupid face. My big dumb head ruins all my fashion efforts like perching a drippy bag of sausage and marbles atop the old Xmas tree. Mysterious bumps and crusty pimps are ever-present, and sometimes scary black hairs will grow overnight. A single one of those fucks are as creepy as a spider pincer. There is no cute outfit ever that will cure this! The battle is continual for me, but most of us do have at least a few big dumb face days where you wish your head was an unessential option that could only be used for emergencies. Luckily, I feel a fashion forecast approaching where we will all be hooded, masked, secret-faced beings soon enough. Until that welcome day when our affordable GAP hoods are made available, I turn to the world of bondage hoods for inspiration. The options are limitless!  You can go for straight-up Don't-talk-to-me, I-am-a-person-with-a-bag-on-my-head look  To mega sack  to agro sac  to oily, wet, mega-freak sack.  For brutal hate yo'self days this one is extra padded so you can bang your head freely against any hard surface and you won't pass out.  This one I call "elegant nostrils."  How about the Kool Moe Dee?  The motorcycle seat nose style  Do you feel this black labia?  Or are you red labia?  Maybe you are both: a black, red, labia sweet surprise, just unzip to reveal your startled grin.  What about animals? Are you a saucy white rabbit?  or menacing black?  Handsome canine?  or shy frightened puppy?  We all are a little bit "aloof pig," are we not?  Bad day but yearn to be near your loved ones?  What are you staring at, Dick Nose?  Aw! Pretty bow!  Chillaxx hun, have a Coolatta...  Your makeup looks pretty!  The eternal paradox?  Get it giiirl!  Kish meeee!  Snort your raisins!  Although nothing--and I mean nothing--can compete though with this totally modern, minimalist, sensory deprived hood. Your reality can be a all candy pink sex bicycles, Redi-Whip and naps in this happy bubble of cute black vinyl and hooks. ADRIANE SCHRAMM
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09-03-2009, 05:13 PM
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I'm finally rubbing off on you huh?
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Do you know why swimming in the Congo river is prohibited? This is why?
  
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accidental dong
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