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idahotransplant · #11 06-25-2008, 08:56 PM

Just don't use the glue traps. If you decide to let the mouse go and try to remove him from the glue you just end up ripping their legs off. Unless that's what you're going for. Then you can let that little fucker go right outside the door and he won't be able to make it back inside. Save some gas money.

BigMac63 · #12 06-25-2008, 09:03 PM

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Who would waste a perfectly useful gerbil? You must be on pain meds again...

Randal Graves · #13 06-25-2008, 09:04 PM

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I didn't know Mac was really Richard Gere. BTW, if you do decide to shove a live rodent up your ass be sure to yank his claws out with a pair of pliers. The obvious benefit is not having your colon shredded by a pissed off rat, but his blood acts as lube too.

BigMac63 · #14 06-25-2008, 09:06 PM

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I love tips from the pros!

Kyle E. Coyote · #15 06-25-2008, 09:07 PM

Peanut butter covered rat poison.

BigMac63 · #16 06-25-2008, 09:16 PM

I can send my ex over. I once saw her throw a baby shoe at a mouse that was running out of our living room and down the stairs. She caught it on the third stair, snapped it's spine, game over.

Of course I had to take it out of the house, but i never smarted off to her if there was a baby shoe in the vicinity.

True tale!

jo_dile · #17 06-25-2008, 10:08 PM

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I fucken LOVE Midge!!!!!

n2tattoos.lol · #18 06-25-2008, 11:34 PM

my ex once complained about rabbits eating her garden, so i went to home depot and picked up some coyote pee and spread it around. the rabbits never came back. but the coyotes showed up every fucking morning.

i'd rather have the rabbits.

Bob_Dobalina · #19 06-25-2008, 11:52 PM

I'd say the most fun option would be a pellet gun. Just make sure you get the headshot, otherwise you might have mouse blood everywhere.

Big_Dick_Hertzer · #20 06-26-2008, 01:54 AM

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Not that you'll need this advice since she is now your Ex but in the future aviod the piss and go to the local dog groomer (if you don't own your own)and ask for some hair clippings. When you till the soil just spread the clippings out on the ground and they will get tilled under but the rabbits hate the smell and think a dog is near by so they will go just up to the edge and then run away thinking a dog is coming! Thought a little red neck wisdom might be useful to you in the future!