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Old 05-22-2008, 10:26 PM
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Not me. I love Wal-Mart. I had to return something and pulled in and I pull up right next to a shitty yellow trans-am with 1 primer gray door and who gets out? A guy with a mullet that would make Billy Ray proud.

Nothing like going into a 24 hour Wal-Mart and seeing some woman dragging her kids around at 2 in the morning. What the fuck was so must-have to cause that trip?
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Old 05-22-2008, 10:55 PM
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The cancer sticks here (only on selected lanes) here are way more expensive than the ones I sell at my store.

And, for some odd reason, the meat I get at Freak-Mart spoils faster than others stores, even if it's frozen.

Truth be told, its been 3 months since I have stepped foot in one of Sam Walton's stores.

There is nothing the have to offer to me that I can't get elsewhere for cheaper. Unless I want Zatarain's Jambalaya. Cause all I can find normally is the Rice one, and Rice is not my friend.

To sum up my hates on Sprawl-Mart...

Bad Meat

Censored Music

4 lanes open

Higher beer and cig prices

Redneck Mecca

No "Club Card"

Lawn and Garden smells like dead Reindeer
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How the hell do you know what dead reindeer smells like? Take it from a cajun, that crap in the box from Zataran's is NOT Jambalaya...We call that Red Rice, True Jambalaya doesn't have tomato paste in it. Just a point of clarification...
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After working in retail for years and being nice to everyone, I absolutely LOVE going to Wal-Mart, or just out in public, I am the rudest person...the wife doesn't even allow me to have the shopping cart anymore...I enjoy fucking with people...for example, yesterday at Rural King, I went in to buy a new starter for my lawnmower, I took the old one in to compare...

sales guy..."can I help you"

me.."sure..I need a starter like this" holds it up

sales guy.. "here they are"

me... "can I open it to make sure it's the right one?"

sales guy..."sure" opens it and hands to to me

me...hands him the old starter "OK, can I just put this one back in the box and just keep this (new) one?"

sales guy...pauses.."well, I guess"

me..."just messing with ya guy"

idiot admitted that he was just going to let me walk away with a new starter...I love stupid people...should've done it and saved the $99...
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Am I the only one that feels that there should be a parenting test that people must take to have kids. Something along the lines of a drivers license test?

Or should there be limits to the number of offspring any one person can have?
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Definitely!!!

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As for walmart, I bought a new 360, took it home power cord didn't power it up(used my other cord to make sure it was just the cord), so took the power cord back and just exchanged it out of another new box...lady put mine in that box and put it back on the shelf...so she's just going to have to do the SAME fucking thing again with the next person who buys it...I don't think she caught on to that though...ALWAYS WITH A SMILE
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Old 05-23-2008, 09:51 AM
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This isnt China!! But I totally fuckin agree!!!!! We should start castrating those mother fuckers in Africa, maybe there wont be so much AIDS and starvation.
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