I wanted to be an Actress on Days of Our Lives until I was about 18 and switched shows to One Life to Live. I friended all the actors on OLTL that would accept me on Myspace. I told them why I should be on the show and how they could write me in. None of them responded, but 2 of them left comments on my page to talk back to me about something unrelated. I think I lady came in my pants when that happened.
I have very bad memory problems so it's probably for the the best that I never got on. I had to settle for being on Sally Jesse Rapheal for being an idiot, but like I said when I told that story I loved watching me on TV.
Now I would be content to be a housewife. I would not mind making a god damn sammich for Rocker182. In the meantime, I like being a secretary where I'm at so I'm glad I'm one of the few who can say they love their jobs.
DON'T even think about reading this book. It is full of lies! LIES I SAY!
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I also wanted to be a pilot. Then the Air Force recruiter told me I couldn't be one because I had asthma. That kinda killed that dream, so I decided to become a pro baseball player. That's right when the greedy fuckers decided to strike in '94 and, stupidly, I let that dream die as well. I eventually decided to focus on construction engineering and drafting, but I fucking hated school, so I never got a degree. When I was hurt on the job at the Fire Sprinkler outfit I worked for, i got my foot in the door on the drafting side, but since then I've bounced around between Fire Sprinklers and Landscape Design, neither of which there is any demand for now.
For disappointed tl;dr's I was also disappoint. Since I thought this was a thread for MD, I figured he'd like some JLH, so I found this pic of JLH and MDC. Enjoy!
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ive got one zone where the heads dont pop up all the way, the whole zone. also, the rest of the system seems to be sputtering, rather than spraying full force.