06-17-2011, 08:28 PM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
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thank you I must remember that one...
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That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
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... On with the shenanigans.
06-17-2011, 10:10 PM
The Master gives the gift of control. The slave gives the gift of submission.
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As the joke goes;
What's the difference between a 17 year old and a washing machine?
The washing machine doesn't follow you around crying for 6 months after you dump your load into it.
Misogynistic, but accurate.
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Everybody stays calm, nobody gets hurt.
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I like dick, a lot.
Joe 1961-2012 miss you buddy
06-17-2011, 10:12 PM
I'm rollin with my pistol and my shotty
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You are disgusting, and vile. I cannot believe you would post something like this. Wanna make out?
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You expect nice, helpful people here? This forum is where nice comes to die.
BITCH! FUK U! Ur opinions is irelephant n ignant!!!!
06-17-2011, 10:14 PM
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Only if you promise to hate me for all the nasty but uniquely satisfying things I'll do to you
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Everybody stays calm, nobody gets hurt.
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I like dick, a lot.
Joe 1961-2012 miss you buddy
06-17-2011, 10:14 PM
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Mwahahaha!
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BITCH! FUK U! Ur opinions is irelephant n ignant!!!!
06-18-2011, 07:38 AM
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06-18-2011, 11:01 AM
Instead of dating a 17 year old. Tell her to look you up when she turns 25 and in the mean time you need to get a job and move out of your Mothers house!
06-18-2011, 11:14 AM
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You would....
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BITCH! FUK U! Ur opinions is irelephant n ignant!!!!
06-18-2011, 06:48 PM
The price is wrong...BITCH!
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This sounds like some shit you'd see on 4chan. (Looks around)Hmmmm...No viruses or kiddie porn...still on DSF whew!
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You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!
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I'ld hit it.
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I'ld suck it.
06-19-2011, 02:24 AM
paris gave me herpes
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Article 113 of the bro code: A bro abides by the accepted age-difference formula when pursuing a younger chick.
y/2+7=x
where y=bro's age and x= chicks age
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