08-28-2009, 03:09 PM
Bam Bam is hittin that!
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
"Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of happy hour."
"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene'."
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08-28-2009, 04:03 PM
Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.
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Old favorite used by my first foreman:
"Wish in one hand , shit in the other . See which one gets filled first."
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08-28-2009, 04:04 PM
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Bam-Bam thanks for the usertitle!
08-28-2009, 04:12 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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One I use a lot is "Don't be number 13" (refers to my previous life in the Corps) and I also use "Duh, big red truck" (stolen from a blonde joke). At work my most famous catch phrase comes whem someone calls or emails or walks up to my desk which they know they shouldn't and starts to tell me about their IT problem. I'll listen patiently and then say "And what did the helpdesk have to say about that?"
-SRD
08-28-2009, 04:42 PM
I am Cricker... You are MAMON!
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Bwuahaha. I can sympathize with that one.
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Originally Posted by jo_dile
SLF is very territorial and wont let anyone else in without peeing on em to mark his territory or attempting to hump them.
08-28-2009, 04:45 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Delicious irony is delicious
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
08-30-2009, 11:52 PM
The Juggernaut Of Ejaculation
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"If they are old enough to crawl, they are in the right position"
"Why don't you drink till I'm hot"
"BOOM! There's the flavor."
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And everything's over when your grandma walks in, "get that dick outta the fish tank! Time for supper!"
08-30-2009, 11:57 PM
i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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"She couldn't get raped in a prison riot!"
Have heard it since I was a kid and I use it often.
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By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.
08-31-2009, 01:06 AM
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Damn, i bet your wife doesn't appreciate that description of her
08-31-2009, 01:07 AM
paris gave me herpes
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If you're going to use the measurement term "cunt hair", you need to differentiate between the different cunt hairs:
Cunt Hair = close
Blonde Cunt Hair = closer
Red Cunt Hair (R.C.H.) = Closest.
And since this is my first post and I know it's "TITS or GTFO", here is a nice pair I know fondly, but not well enough for her to let me take a topless pic of her.
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