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thermos · #11 08-17-2009, 10:09 AM

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totally - although the total length of extraction with the press is only 4 minutes.

I think it would take me longer in the eiffel tower scenario....you know, because I'd be looking at SLF and all. hahah...no homo.

SirLongFoot · #12 08-17-2009, 10:11 AM

I like my women the way I like my coffee....weak.

Trips · #13 08-17-2009, 10:12 AM

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Haha thank god there was a no homo at the end of that or people would have been suspicious

On point: available for mass consumption and expensive

thermos · #14 08-17-2009, 10:21 AM

I like pussy to taste like my favorite Sumatran roast.

A wet aroma with syrupy dark caramel, chocolate, molasses and wet earth fragrances emerge; there is no doubt this is a Sumatra (pussy)! But it is clean too, not musty, not dirty earth. The light roast has honey graham cracker sweetness, malt sugars, butterscotch, and an interesting herbal accent.

mmm, sounds like tasty pussy to me.

^^^information stolen from a coffee snob review - typically written during the 'cupping' process. I like to cup women too.

tlock · #15 08-17-2009, 10:27 AM

. . . stuffed with cocaine and shipped to America.

Goat Gosselin · #16 08-17-2009, 10:30 AM

.....bitter and filled with cream

#17 08-17-2009, 10:59 AM

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i was wondering when the "filled with my cream" jokes would start showing up

EDIT - i also figured Therm would have fun in this thread

Predator24 · #18 08-17-2009, 11:06 AM

With lots of booze in them!!

SirLongFoot · #19 08-17-2009, 11:07 AM

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haha.

...roasted on my homemade grill?

thermos · #20 08-17-2009, 11:14 AM

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lol @ cricker. yes - and be careful not to singe your ass cheek on the hot surface whilst hi-fiving me. the grill is right next to the bronze statue of jo - I use the heat to smelt the bronze for malleability.

a tasty ethiopian also has a nice, fruity mouthfeel? that's where coffee originated you know. I've never tasted a tribeswoman though - so I cannot correlate the joke.