07-11-2009, 02:47 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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We stopped at McDonald's for lunch and I have to take a huge dump.
I'm in the room with my step-father and I'm gonna shit bomb the bathroom so the whole place stinks to high hell!
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07-11-2009, 02:53 PM
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I'm just waiting for the pictures of him choking a hooker. Or jerking off on some homeless dude........lol
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07-11-2009, 02:55 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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Oh come on Dangle....
It will probably be my wife's mugshot for kicking my ass because I was hitting on the bridesmaids.
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07-11-2009, 02:56 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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1. Stay away from cans! He hates cans!
2. WTF kind of bar isn't open at 3:45.
3. What kind of avy having, card carrying, fuckery causing DSF-er doesn't bring his own booze to wash down his portable pharmacy?
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07-11-2009, 03:03 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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1. What are you talking about with cans???
2. Courtyard by Marriot sucks
3. I took my meds along and have already taken today's and up to tomorrow afternoons pills/capsules so I'm flying pretty high.
I had to go downstairs to bring my wife some thing from our room and caused a ruckus. Apparently I was running down the hallway and tried to break into the brides dressing room
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The front desk girls helped me find my room on the 4th floor.
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07-11-2009, 03:20 PM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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We wanna see bridesmaids!
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07-11-2009, 03:22 PM
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So do I captain obvious!!!
Just be patient. The bar opens at 5 and I have to be ready to go at 5:30 so I think I'll be able to get in at least 2 quick Glen Livet's
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07-11-2009, 03:24 PM
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3. Pics or it didn't happen.
+1 for bridesmaid boobies - if and when.
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07-11-2009, 03:42 PM
I'm here to chew bubble gum and suck some dick, and I'm all out of bubble gum
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I love that movie. "I've finally made it!!! I'm in print!!!!"
Here's a pic of my meds.
It's time to get dressed and hit the bar!!!
I'll try to check in later but not making any promises
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07-11-2009, 09:30 PM
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