I once mis-timed "the move" in a Best Buy bathroom, and shit started to fly when I was only about 45 degrees to the crapper, made quite a mess tho nothing compared to that poor fucker. Didn't even feel bad about it. Best Buy has worse bathrooms than any truck stop I've been to.
I can't tell you how many times I have read this story in the past 5 years. The vomit is a nice touch. It's new since the last time I read this story. Also, this is the first for Ryan's Steakhouse. The last 150 times I read it, it took place a RuthChris' Steakhouse. They were dining with another couple, so there was no clown. The stories I read is he never got to eat his meal. Also the outfit his wife was able to get him included sweat pants, not that he came in wearing the sweats.
Other points that differed:
The manager hosed him down.
The meal was free.
There was no ovation.
Enough said. You get the point. Every time the story is told it changes a little more.
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Even tho the above posted story is bullshit, there is probably some truth buried somewhere in it. We've all read all the variations over the years, but nonetheless, it's a funny-ass story.
Lolz, so I finally read the whole thing. Reminds me of a causing who did this at a gas station bathroom where his uncle worked. The only difference being that the stall was "ocupado" and so he proceeded to shit in the sink.
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Originally Posted by jo_dile
SLF is very territorial and wont let anyone else in without peeing on em to mark his territory or attempting to hump them.