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Old 07-12-2010, 03:27 PM
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The cop pulled you over and took you home? I'm moving to STL! Here in VA, it's a mandatory jail sentence for drunken driving. Besides the fact you'll be making new friends at the local city jailhouse, you get to pay lawyer fees, court fees, go and pay for ASAP, attend AA meetings and possibley have a breathalyzer installed in your car. The breathalyzer is great! You have to pay to have calibrated every month plus if you do something out of the ordinary like use mouthwash(sarcasm) you have to wait before you start your car or face extra punishment for coming up with a negative test. Now I'm not speaking from personal experience, but I work in the local bar scene and 25 percent of my friends have had this experience. BTW average cost for all these parting gifts can be anywhere from 8 to 10 thousand dollars. Oh another thing is we don't look for our cars, the city impounds them for roughly 50 dollars a day which really doesn't matter because they take your license for at least a year so who needs a car anyway?
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Old 07-12-2010, 03:56 PM
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Old 07-12-2010, 04:44 PM
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You positive it was a cop and not some security company?
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Old 07-12-2010, 04:56 PM
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Report it stolen. Sooner or later they'll find it any you may even get out of the parking fine. Just remember these words, "Not to the best of my recollection". You'll do fine
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Old 07-12-2010, 09:41 PM
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Jeeze man... That is the luckiest story I've ever heard. The car has to be somewhere on the route from your home to the bar. There are only so many ways you would have gone, right? In my experiance, it is super hard to find the tow yard where your car is. no one is willing to help.
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Old 07-13-2010, 02:16 AM
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So I tried several police stations around my area and my last hope right now is the traffic police. Which from what it seems it has to be them that pulled me over and that's why I didn't go to jail lol.
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