You win the lottery, what is 1st?

[brodiemaxx]

I would take the 30 year pay out. A million a month is def enough for me to get a bunch of coke and go on a crazy bender for a year or so. Then I may start paying off some of my debt. Maybe. Oh, and I would buy a car that I don't have to physically hold the keys in the ignition to keep the car from dying mid-trip. Oh, and strippers. Lots of strippers.

[Elston Gunn]

A dental plan ...



Mo. clerk says he'll use $258M jackpot on bills

[Predator24]

One word....

Disappear in the carribean.

[cmetz]

one lump sum, take care of family and venture the world on crazy drugs and booze...with broddie on this one too, lotsa strippers

[skywalker]

anything over 10 million and I am taking a lump sum. You end up getting around 40%. I would buy a nice house on the lake, pay cash for it, & put enough money in an escrow account to pay the taxes, and utilities for 100 years. What ever was left I would split between taking care of my parents, buying some toys (and i'm not talking anal beads Pred), investing, building a bomb/natural disaster shelter, and buying gold.

[gallow737]

1) Monthly payments
2) Pay off all the debt that's been accrued by myself and all my family members
3) Buy the house I'm currently renting out from my grandmother at $20,000 above market value
4) Sell this fucking house
5) Buy an Aston Martin DBS

[Stantz]

Here in the UK lottery wins are 100% tax free. Most jacpots are in the realm of ?4-?8 million, unless there's a rollover. The big bucks are now courtesy of the Euromillions draw, where the rollover jackpots can be in excess of ?100million, the odds of winning are greater, and the eligible nations spread to the whole of europe, hence the name

But to answer the question. Settle debts. Quit Job Buy big fuckoff house. spend time and money doing up, making good, and constructing a home cinema/games room (already got the schematics in my head). Buy an R8. Buy a veyron. Buy a family car for practicality. Go on shitloads of holidays.

Then come back and buy that empty lot opposite Jewsons and spend a few million making a karting circuit

retire

[MrGoutHimself]

I'd pay off what I owe, buy a nice house by the lake here, and one in Charleston SC near the beach. I'd buy a couple cars. But I wouldn't quit my job, I'd redouble my efforts to fuck all the hot chicks around here (all 4 of them).

I would give it all to Jesus.....(Martinez) and force him to post pics of me wiping my ass.

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have you tried asking him nicely?