Forty, Suz, and Two,
now says she's thirty two.
Today's her special day,
to get outside to play.
I don't know Suz that well,
She's awesome is what she'll tell.
And if Bob could have his way,
Suz's girls would be on display!
And for you our Sweet, Suzy Dear,
come wishes from not-enough-Beer.
I've heard that Chef, TR and Snake,
chipped in and got you a Rake.
Dolphin was also joined by Brownfellow,
in wishing that your day will be mellow.
For you Smeegs flexed his six pack,
but he's secretly hoping to see your rack.
I'm not so crass you see,
that simply is just not me.
Godfather's wish was short and terse,
it's a secret, but he got you
a purse!
Which is why I'm feeling so silly,
with you being such a fine filly.
And I just can't decide what to buy,
so all I'm going to do, is say Hi!
Happy Birthday Suz.