How about the classic shot of the guy fuckin' her from behind? All you see is his ass and balls banging against her. I get it, he's digging deep but do I really need to see a close up of his balls and ass for 2 minutes?
Or how about when they're showing her face (which is hot when she's all into it) and then suddenly show his. I don't care if you're enjoying it and working your ass off, I do not want to see you're ugly ass face when I'm about to nut. Dammit.
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Yeah, also when the guy holds her nose while she's got a mouthful, or pries her mouth open with his fingers.
Anything where somebody's not enjoying it or being humiliated isn't sexy, it's psychotic, IMHO.
I am SOOOOtired of the so called reality porn out there! Take some rando in jeans and a wife beater *with camera man* in some park or bus station or whatever. He spots a chick bird-watching while wearing the shortest mini skirt possible with either a mirco-thong or no-painties and a half shirt and no bra. And said rando walks up talks Bullshit for couple of minutes and then they fuck. Totally boring!
And for Fuck's sake how many "Bang" modes of transportation are there? Bang Bus, Bang Boat, Bang Plane, Bang Subway, Bang Rascal Scooter... I mean enough already. :
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I agree that's lame... BUT! That's also some of the funniest porn out there. I know a lot of people who love watching that for comedic value over stimulating value
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Can't stand when they do a close up on the guy's face at any point, particularly near the end.
Regarding the plugging the nose thing during oral, the funniest thing I've seen in porn was where a woman was giving a guy oral, and then plugged her own nose.