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Old 06-24-2008, 10:05 PM
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I have used that too, but usually get a big negative.. then I'd try "Well, do you wanna go halves in a fuck?" then of the answer is still no, i'd try "Well how about I fuck, and you can just lay there?"

There was also a time when i thought it was cool to say "Nice dress.... can I talk you out of it?"

Now im just lucky if one of my mates will ask " Do you want to go halves in a rape charge?"
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:11 PM
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Because you have to be a girl to say it! We can get away with it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 10:20 PM
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Obviously Jo, that last one was some comic relief....!

Looks like I relieved myself like an incontinent pensioner there, huh...
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YA THINK?! You're crazy....
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:43 PM
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well, around here "Tits or GTFO" seems to work pretty good. Maybe I'll try that out tonight on the wife.
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Old 06-24-2008, 10:47 PM
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Geez mate, hope it's not too cold tonight when you're sleeping outside !!
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I usually ( well not really) say
"hey, you want to get a cheeseburger and fuck?"
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"What, you don't like cheeseburgers?"
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In a couple of weeks I'm supposed to meet up with a fellow DSF'r for a couple of beers....it is my goal to get a random chick to pose with us topless, hopefully she'll even hold a sign or something...stay tuned and I'll post the line that worked, until then...any suggestions?
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One that always seems to work for me is, you go up to a chick, and say "hey my buddies over there bet me $10 i couldn't get your number, how about you give it to me and we split the winnings" always gets the conversation started
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