Bacon Vodka!!!!

[effjay]

I bet it would make a killer Bloody Mary! I might just end up trying this one out!

[n2tattoos.lol]

my love of bacon is rubbing off...amy will hate it.

[Mr Handlebars]

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Send her the link in disguise. New Vodka Drinks She'll love you for it.

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Thats sounds fucking awesome, have to give that a go.

[Tablefor5]

this combination just brings on the heart attack a lot quicker!!!!

I was over at a buddies house last week and he had sweat tea vodka...WTF

[thermos]

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If it is as you typed it....yah, WTF?


But sweet tea wouldn't be bad.

[SirLongFoot]

that friend of mine that made some, said it made the vodka much smoother, as if the purifying properties of the bacon removed the impurities/contaminants of the vodka.

[SirLongFoot]

Here's the "documentation" he did while making the Bacon Vodka, along with his captions:


Combining my favorite liquor (if you're going to drink, it might as well be tasteless) and everyone's favorite salad topping: a match made in my kitchen.



Vodka: $11
Bacon: $3
Bacon+Vodka=Priceless? Perilous? Perfidous? Putrescent?


Step one: just do what comes naturally. The soft sounds of rain, the succulent smell of frying flesh, the suffocating smog of bacon smoke fill the apartment.


You and me both, buddy.


It's important to be comfortable while carrying out such delicate operations. I recommend a good robe.


Having filled two jars with my meaty draught, I secreted them away to the liquor cabinet for three weeks of mixing, fermenting, stewing in their own juices.

(time passes)



more coming...

[SirLongFoot]

Welcome back to the land of the living. Let's check your progress, shall we?



A fine color, aye. But I think some backlighting will reveal the true details of the piece, in all its terrible glory.


I never thought I'd use the phrase 'bacon motes' in my life. But I'm glad I have.


After a quick trip to the freezer to solidify the lipids, emulsifying the liquid, the filtration is ready to begin. One glass, one coffee filter, three pieces of duct tape; this isn't rockist science after all.



First thing you learn is that you always gotta wait.

Seriously, it took four hours for both jars.



Beware; the abyss stares back into you!

[SirLongFoot]

Taking my place amongst the dregs of sobriety, I ready another jar.


A before and after. The filter, if slow, is pretty effective.


Because this doesn't sufficently give you the idea of just how gross these jars were afterwards, I have a larger resolution image for you to ponder (salivate? regurgitate?) over.


Because the filters become completely saturated with vodka, the tape stopped sticking. But it held out long enough.


I swear to god, the only thing that stopped me from eating these was my lack of health insurance. Here's the big picture.


But I'm not sure you could pay me to eat these. Well, you could, but I'd charge the cost of health insurance.