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Old 12-02-2009, 03:35 PM
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Tiger's wife apparently used a wedge... For all you non-golfers, a wedge is used for short shots -- usually around the green. It's angled with a high loft. Golfers use wedges to get out of tight spots and unplayable lies. Oh the iron-y.
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Old 12-02-2009, 04:05 PM
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Old 12-02-2009, 04:55 PM
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Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She?s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger.

Tiger?s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn?t decide between a wood and an iron.

Arnold Palmer & Tiger Woods

Arnold Palmer and Tiger Woods are playing the 16th hole, when Tiger's tee shot lands behind a huge, 100 foot fir tree. Tiger looks at Arnie and says, "How would you play this one? Lay up and take the extra stroke?"

Arnold replies: "When I was your age, I'd just play right over this tree."

Tiger, not wanting to be shown up by ol' Arnold Palmer, proceeds to hit the ball high, but not high enough. It bounces off the tree and lands out of bounds. Tiger, really ticked at this point, asks Arnold how he EVER hit a ball over that tree.

Arnold replied: "Well, when I was your age, that tree was only three feet tall."



In a statement, Tiger Woods said, "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart." Apparently there's an 18-hole golf course on the Appalachian Trail.
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:19 PM
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I wonder if Tiger Woods is calling Kobe Bryant to find out how much he spent on his wife's ring?!?
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Are you saying he raped those girls???
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Recent press release stated an adjustment to his public image, Tiger will be changing his name to Cheetah.

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It is near the Christmas break of the school year.

The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago"?

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says,"Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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