Weird Injuries

[professor chaos]

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i wasn't grounded, they were really weird about punishment, but that is another story for another day.

the strict punishment and christian school upbringing may have lead to the cocaine and strippers but not the professor chaos persona. but thats another story.

another weird one to stay on topic,
i was laying face down on a wooden bench in the sun when i was at a pool and i had this girl spread some suntan lotion on my back. she thought it would be fun to try to put a handful down my ass crack so i sorta leaned forward and jumped up and proceeded to get a large sliver in the tip of my penis.

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5-6 times a day? thats a lotta ass fucking!

[Trips]

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After being introduced to it she became a fiend. After a month of vag and anal she started to prefer and cum quicker with anal. Apparently I hit the gspot easier from the back door

[The Godfather]

As a wee lad, I wanted to know if I could break a drinking glass by biting it. SUCCESS! with stitches all over the place to prove it.

[bexxx]

I was building my pc one time and left my cd-r drive sitting on the floor and while look for clothes in the morning before school i threw clothes on top of it then turned to leave for school and stepped on it. It went about 1/4 the way in my foot and left about a 5 inch scar

[jo_dile]

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Well you could, but then you would die of suffocation since that's the only air path in your body.

[scoutpappa]

I was about 14 or 15 and helping to unload groceries when a bottle of crab boil fell out of the bag and broke while I was walking. Needless to say it cut the side of my foot wide open. For all those not from Louisiana, crab boil is a liquid concoction that should be used in open wound torture. Way better than salt. I wrapped the foot in a towel and basically passed out from pain. Three hours later my Father the EMT woke me up and rushed me to the hospital where they had to give me blood because of the massive loss, basically the beach towel and most of my feather mattress. One of the many times I almost died. Curse of Cajun country.

[Fever]

When manscaping with the electric trimmer a couple years back the plastic blade guard came off, and I had a slice from sack through taint that took about two weeks to heal.
Since it was middle of summer, I was laid up from any and all my usual activities - completely...

[jo_dile]

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Ouch

[Trips]

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A creative way of calling me a dick head. I'm proud