12-04-2009, 01:30 PM
I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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Happy Birthday to a bad mother...
<shut your mouth!>
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
12-04-2009, 02:25 PM
I'm no alien, but I am illegal in 50 states.
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Happy birfday muh'fucka!
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The woods are lovely, dark and deep,But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep.
12-04-2009, 04:10 PM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
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Happy Birthday... Stay Dry...and get jacked up on the ladies!!!
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
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TheSNakE
That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
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Originally Posted by
MEGADOUCHE
... On with the shenanigans.
12-04-2009, 04:23 PM
I know my behavior can be... *erratic* sometimes
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Happy Birthday GF!
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
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predator24
You should be so lucky to have Pobs mount you and destroy your mangina with his monster cock!
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Originally Posted by
brodiemaxx
Pobs= pimp
None of these links are mine.
12-04-2009, 08:37 PM
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Happy B-Day
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"I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
12-04-2009, 08:55 PM
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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Thanks ....
Birfday weekend shaping up nicely. On my way out to the nekkid booty clubs shortly. SEC Championship game tomorrow followed by more visits to nekkid booty clubs. Sunday, I will be in attendance for the return of Michael Vick. This the Bible Belt and there is no sinning on Sunday so no nekked booty clubs Sunday night unless I can get into the Pink Pony in a neighboring County which will be jam packed because it is virtually the only game in town on Sunday nights.
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Is this the END? ... or are we starting over?
12-04-2010, 10:20 AM
My goal is to live forever. So far so good!
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Happy Birthday to The Godfather, Once again!
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RIP Joe "The Snake"
Quote:
Originally Posted by
TheSNakE
That settles it. Pancakes for breakfast it is
Quote:
Originally Posted by
MEGADOUCHE
... On with the shenanigans.
12-04-2010, 11:06 AM
Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs?
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Happy Birthday man...
12-04-2010, 11:08 AM
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
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Happy Birthday...don't shoot me
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Random credits are almost as good as random rimjobs. You don't wanna ask for it, but if the opportunity arises, fucking go for it!!!
12-04-2010, 11:12 AM
inextricably bound up with perception
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Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RIP JOE
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Beer
I take pizza seriously.
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Eccles
9/11 was an inside job from the Roswell aliens and the Loch Ness Monster
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