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Old 07-19-2008, 05:18 PM
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I once helped fill a car, owned by a huge ashole, with maple syrup - The car may not have been full but we used a couple hundred botles of syrup thru a cracked window.
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Old 07-20-2008, 03:02 AM
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Told a girl when my friend in his electric wheelchair pushed her car in standard (and it moved, but he didn't actually use his legs) that he was in the hospital... Then when she came to pick me up to go to the hospital I told her he got out and was at home... All so that she'd buy me and him Tim Hortons... He put on a tensor bandaid and she totally thought her car broke one of his knees... She came later that night to pick me up to drop me off at home and I deadlegged him before we left.. She nearly cried.
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Old 07-20-2008, 04:10 AM
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I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
 

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Old 07-20-2008, 12:58 PM
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That is HILARIOUS!!!

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I am Soooooooooooooooo confused....
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:43 PM
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I dropped a can of cat food on the engine block of a guys car. His car smelled like a dead cat for weeks.

I also put a dead racoon found on the road in a guys drivers seat and superglued its hands to the wheel. The racoon was stiff so it just stood there. Ahhh fun times.
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Old 07-20-2008, 01:45 PM
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I was dating a girl in another town, and we went to this BYOB party.
This loud obnoxious jock prick didn't bring beer, he drank mine.
So I gave him the beer I drank, after I filtered it-through the sunroof of his Grand Prix.
It's a great feeling to stand on the roof of some douchebag's car & piss all over his interior.
His girlfriend later told my girlfriend that "somebody poured beer in (whatever the fucker's name was) sunroof"
Instant fucking karma.
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:52 PM
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I once stole cones and closed off a street for no reason. Closed down a two lane highway and sat back and drank beer and laughed at people driving in the median.
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Old 07-20-2008, 07:55 PM
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That would be pretty damn funny... I'm gonna try that. I already have all the stuff
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