03-03-2008, 07:05 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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I was going to say 4th and use bigger font to one up you, but you already used the biggest font.
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03-04-2008, 01:12 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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hahaha you slay me
03-04-2008, 10:50 PM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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I spent all of high school chasing after this guy Mike Fisher.
We totally had a thing for one another, but when I was single he was dating someone and vice versa. Still, we skipped school every other day at one point or another to drink beer out back and get high in his car, the sexual tension growing all the while.
He got laid so much by HOT chicks and was dead cool and all I ever heard was good stories, so somehow I convinced myself his cock was huge.
Shortly after summer vacation started we got in touch and ended up fucking.
When he took his pants off his dick was long and skinny. And red.
Biggest.
Disappointment.
Ever.
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03-05-2008, 07:51 PM
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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I take it he didn't know how to use it either?
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Go back to waxing your mini, then start on your car.
03-05-2008, 08:16 PM
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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Well that proves we've never had sex.
03-05-2008, 10:19 PM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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Not at all. And I have been with guys who weren't "packing" in the traditional sense, and were still a great Lay.
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Yes, I suppose it does.
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03-06-2008, 02:16 AM
king shit around these parts
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hahah
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that was funny
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03-06-2008, 07:05 PM
I am Jack's wasted life.
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fuck you, dad.
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03-18-2008, 04:34 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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family bonding is a thing of beauty
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03-19-2008, 04:15 PM
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you should see us at christmas.
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