Hollywood Cock-Up

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MUTHA FUCKA!


Clash of the Titans hasn't released a screener copy online, so I've been unable to watch it at DVD quality, but according to the gay fuckers at chud.cum, they re-shot most of that fucking movie because they thought the original version was too village people and not enough bruno; though technically they're both fucking fags and the differences aren't that substantial (and if you feel I shouldn't have used 'aren't that' but instead should have used 'isn't that' then your mother should have dropped you on your fucking head when you were a little rat in her arms sucking on her tit!).


Though I hate Chud because they caused me major butt hurt when the 'fag forever' loving slime apes, told me in so many words that not only is the bible shit, but fags are awesome, and according to one stupid fucking cunt from chud's forum; allowing her daughter and son's to fuck everything that has a pulse is okay, as long as they respected other people. Well fuck, all of this happened before DSF so being the pre-DSF bitch that I was, I cried to the head of the fucking forum, the gay fist lord of that faggoty site, Mr Bearded Fuck, and due to my mental damage and penchant for all things ADHD, I got banned and they called me the crazy Bahamian, so trying to be a fucking Ogre troll, I acted the part and posted as much crazy random shit as I possibly could, well, the shit did hit the fan and the fag fucks banned me. Stupid fag fucks. But alas, had I known of the awesome that was DSF, I would have told that stupid fucking cunt to post pics of her teen daughter's snatch so I could see if she'd fuck me; seeing as how the girl's mommy dearest felt nothing wrong with her daughter fucking the family dog, me, though blacker than most and reminiscent of Frankenstein, can't be that bad, or much better---so, Why Not.

But this isn't about the fucking faggots of Chud.cum or their fucking leader His Bearded Fuck, no, this is about his Bearded Fuck's rant about Clash of the Titans. And though I care as much as the rest of you, seeing as how I've started this Hollywood-cock up bullshit, and how I've never finished anything I've started; I'll start here, and continue with this bullshit, even though I'm bored and semi-depressed and hate everything. Wait, my sis called me for some rum, fuck, she got some money today. Fuck you lot, I'll post his Bearded Gayness bullshit and maybe post some shemale porn later on, or maybe not; since one pred is fucking awesome enough and two of em may just equal to homosexuality.

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Fuck, another remake, Friday the 13 Nightmare on elmo fucking a tranny. Though I haven't watched and probably won't because I'm no longer excited about anything anymore, even the fight scene of this movie episode 3 the fucking menace revenge of the shit fuck. Shitty fucking George Lucas vomit bulls bullocks sickly gangrene cunny pus shit, fuck him. And fuck the lot of you fucking wankers, but with carrots instead of zombie dick, the zombie dick is reserved for george lucas, may his daughters take his many and donate it to make more interracial japanese porn, and by interracial i mean bbc in dem japanese twats. speaking of bbc, i fucking watched the doctor who the latest of flesh and stone of a two part piece, and no i'm not fucking waiting on bbc america to catch up, so fuck you, and even if it was up to date, my sound on my telly is gone, and i don't have the money to fix it, so fuck you again you fucking dog wanker.

but seriously Dr Who's episode flesh and stone was perhaps the most brilliant Dr Who episode ever watched, Steven Moffat has outdone himself, but seriously, looking at episode 3 without sound is even more upsetting than watching it with sound, Fuck George Lucas for fucking up Starwars. And fuck Hollywood for remaking shit. Fuck those ignorant assholes, grow a pair you fucking faggots and write something else, or fucking hire some one who can, you fucking wankers.

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Exactly three months ago since my last post ^^^ or so, I took it upon myself to do the national census of which, I'm a supervisor---since then I've come to the appreciation that I was a fucking idiot for getting involved, and this is not only beyond hard, but it's incredibly unfullfilling since we're not being paid until September October. But onto the review.

I've come to the appreciation that Hollywood isn't only the minority fags but are also the dimwitted populace who spends oodles of fucking dollars on stupid fucking movies like Eclipse part who gives a fuck; I haven't watched the first one, and I'm not going to watch this one, because when I wanna watch gay shit, I watch shemale porn, which is only pseudo-gay, but is actually gayer than Elton John blowing bubbles in boy George's loosey goosey ass.


And Avator, Haven't watched that one either, but I suspect it sucks ass, which means that you Americans need to stop rushing your fucking products to market just to make a gazillion fucking dollars. But my point is moot since the fucking ignorant populace continue to buy into this dumb shit, aw fuck em all!

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Predator 3 was surprisingly predictable and fucking boring.

How the fuck is it that the Preds knew Topher Grace was a serial killer; what was their first clue, and why would they have singled him out and not some one else, and even if they would have the means to follow him: again, and with much gusto; how the fuck is it that they singled him out? The other fucking losers were easy enough to trace because they're always out there killing fuckers, and Adrien Brody's character was fucking awesome, he made me almost want to become a merc myself---Almost! This fucker oozed coolness, and though the movie was predictable, it was sort of sweet that he got the Black fucker killed trying to find out who is who, I had to go over in my mind when Adrien's character disappeared from sight, which appeared to be around the time the butt-hurt classic pred was on the monolith making the lot of em piss em pants, Brody's character went MIA for a better vantage point, that was fucking awesome.

But seriously, how the fuck did they pick Topher Grace out of a classic line up of meh white mutha fuckas, and don't tell me they're ambient light hiding ghosting mutha fuckers since, It isn't as if no one would not notice an invisible ten feet tall obstacle in the public library accessing the internet, or in Topher Grace's private residence observing him while he's skull fucking his latest victim to death. And even if hypothetically they could access all that shit from their ships, how the fuck did they know that Topher Grace was a fucking serial killer who regularly pretends to be another boring white mutha-fucka out of tens of millions of white nerdy looking mutha-fuckas? And do these preds use teleportation technology, it isn't as if a mutha fucka like Topher Grace on his way to work and driving could be apprehended by a ten foot tall mirage and no one would go ape shit and make enough noise that the next time out, the Preds have more of a tedious time when they're harvesting killers.

And Law Fishbourne though boring and predictable (I watched Pandorum mutha fuckas so I'm a bit weary when you come across a semi-crazy survivor who has all the fucking answers) was adequately utilitized to explain what I didn't give a fuck about, good job mutha-fucka, but I forgive you son, You're as big as me now, so it's probably hard with all that extra weight on you, if you need tips, pm me.

I could give a fuck about every one else, the dame was okay, but any one could have played her role. The scene with Hanzo was sweet, though predictable. But Adrien Brody owned this mutha fucka, besides, he's an infinitely better actor than this lot, including Fishbourne because the Piano was the fucking saddest movie I've ever seen, and Brody---Mutha fucka i cried for that guy when he suffered in that movie; he was so fucking pitiful and sad, it was incredibly moving, and may very well be the greatest movie of all time, which would make him one of the greatest actors, loved him in the Jacket too, and if you didn't like the Jacket---FUCK YOU YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!

The Preds were predictable, which was sad because these fuckers got lazy and just did anything which only makes sense they got fucked over by a group of fucking humans, namely Brody's character. I sure as hell wish there's extras on the DVD which takes this coherent pile of shit into a proper direction.

But, if you ask the scientific part of my mind, it only makes sense that the Preds would be over whelmed so easily, because it appears hunting is the reasn for their existence, so their idea of greatness is to hunt or to die trying, which means they have to believe in an after life with the single mindedness of an Islamic Extremist, so anything and everything else only lends to their fame after this life, which would make a lot of sense, thus, in that regard, all of them died with honor, even if they died foolishly.

Over all Predator 3 gets a 2 out of 5 runny cunnys

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Inception was a brilliantly made movie. It didn't suck, it was well written, and every body fucking acted brilliantly, not to fucking mention that the cheography, editing, and the directing was fucking wicked.

But, after reading every fucking review of them saying how this movie went far beyond what the Matrix did for entertainment, I'd have to say; not really you fucking dopes. Sure every one acted like they should've, and the movie was written by a fucking genius, it doesn't mean that this mutha-fucka is the second coming of the Neo, or the 'One' if you're a fucking lover of Larry's sexual reassignment what the fuck--- FAGGOT, and by faggot I mean you lover of the "one" and shit, not Larry since he's becoming a shemale, which is amusing to me for some reason, and begs the question, was neo being rid of the matrix, or Larry his fucking man-hood? None of the above since Neo accepted both the Matrix and reality in the end, which means Larry is going to stay a bonafied shemale, fucking brilliant! Sure Leo Dicarpio is one of the greatest actors this side of forever, and that short Canadian chick from Hard Candy is as tempting as ever (and I still wanna chew on her hair, and not even her pubic hair, her fucking hair on her head, what the fuck, okay I'm fucking wit you, I wanna chew on her pubes till I taste Bacon, fucking A!), and the dude from third rock is a good actor even though he still looks like a fifteen year old kid, and every one else including Picard's clone, Tom Cruise's Samurai buddy and the fucking Indian dude fucking rocked their part and conceivably no one else could've played their parts. Even after all of that flossing and blo-flakking, The dude from sunshine was awesome too, good job you fucking cool dude, and it's cool you got to see your experiment up close in sunshine, it gave me a tear.


This fucking movie still isn't as good as the Matrix was as to how it changed every one's perception of everything. Sure Inception was deep and complicated, and fucking made me smile; that mutha-fucka was really well written. But, it still doesn't deserve to be given blow jobs ten times a day and thrice that amount on Sunday. Don't think I'm being difficult, It's a fucking off the ja hizzy fucking attempt at the second coming of the Matrix, none the less, it isn't. It's an awesome bit of fiction too:

Of how in your dreams an hour is actually five minutes in the real world, and a dream within a dream is a week to that one hour, and how a dream of a dream within a dream is ten years, and a dream within that fucking dream is near infinity, fuck me that's stupid since the brain power needed to slow down time, or the apparent slow down of time and speeding up of perception, or vice-versa is probably possible, but would require your head placed into a bucket of crushed ice and water since you'd probably over heat and have a fucking stroke.

But I'm a firm believer in the power of the brain to do everything and anything, and no I'm not one of those fucking idiots who says dumb shit like using 99 percent of your brain since if you did that you'd be having a fit or seizure you dumb-fuck! The reason why I say such is that Christ came to earth with his full heavenly knowledge downloaded to him when he got baptized with the dove from heaven, and all those pre-human memories flooded into his mind concerning his billions of years of existence not to mention taking part in creating the universe and everything in it, which is probably why he needed forty days to meditate---his brain simply grew knew path ways to assimilate all that extra stuff, which means we're capable of anything, and if you don't believe that, then you can go fuck yourself, and your mother's a fucking whore, and you and schrodinger's fucking cat needs to be both alive and dead in that fucking box with arsenic; stupid mutha-fucka!

Go watch Inception, I just did, but I still hate going to theatres, since people are always there, and at times, I hate being around fucking people, too many fakey mutha-fuckas playing sophisticated and cute and shit, and really, all we are, are bags of shit waiting to get fucked---until the end, then we'd better be saints, because, otherwise, we're fucked.

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Tron Legacy 2.0 will be a pile of Donkey Shit. Why will Tron 2.0 be a bunch of donkey shit? Well true believers, the first Tron was a pile of Donkey shit. I'm 34 years old December 5, and around the age of eight or nine, I learned of the existence of Tron. All thanks to some show or the other hosted by Leonard Nimoy or something similar, which ever the case, I was able to gleam a behind the scenes of Tron's making, or a report on it's existence, and shortly thereafter, I forgot it ever existed. Now, in those days, I was a scifi asshole; I loved the shit. I read every starwars mag that I could find, or heavy metal magazine that I "borrowed" from my uncle's, so trust me, science fiction was in my blood; I watched lost in space, star trek, buck rogers (though I can't remember a diddly fuck about it), six million dollar man, Dr Who---though ZNS only ever aired the Tom Baker serials, which I loved (it's pronounced ZED N S fuckers, we used the Canadian term back then, and still do)---Jason of star command, Battle Star Galactica (I hated the original BSG, and I watched it before I knew what Star Wars was), The Ark Show and Invaders. The first actual science fiction movie I ever watched was demon seed and Critters, followed by Return of the Jedi (which blew me the fuck away) and Invaders from Mars. And after that, I saw Dune (which become my favorite science fiction movie of all time, and the books are to die for). All this was around 1985-1987
Tron was of no interest then, and all the talk of a video game dimensions seemed no more complicated than an episode of Spiderman and his amazing friends with Video game man. In the late 80's I watched Empire, and had to borrow Return again to enjoy the movie in sequence. Until that time, I'd only saw portions of Empire and Star wars a new hope, so I didn't appreciate any of it until, I watched Empire and Return together. I also watched Predator around this time, and that shit was one of my favorites, and remains my most favorite action movie. Before Predator came along, I thought Chuck Norris was the greatest action star of all time, and this was after seeing Commando and Rambo. In 1990, I watched a lot of B movie science fiction, but among the many, the most memorable, was the A-list Blade Runner, and Aliens, not to mention, 2001 a space odyssey (I rubbed out a few to Sigourney Weaver during that time, and also once or twice to Chani, the beautiful lady opposite Harrison Ford in Blade Runner, and Kyle Mcnugget in Dune). Juggies video provided all sorts of B movie cheese tastic films, a great many of them I can't remember, but they were entertaining. Among these, I Come In Peace and Hardware, not to mention an Alien rip off staring Jan Michael Vincent. In those days, I couldn't afford a disc or tape player, and the only thing we ever seemed to have was a VCR, so my two dollars a day for lunch was always saved to rent video tapes; three bucks for seven days our two bucks if you brought them back in four days. If you paid five dollars for two, you could rent a third one for a dollar. So I got to watch a lot of science fiction movies, and it still hadn't occurred to me to watch Tron. Not even the Lawn Mower man pushed me into cyber technology. Fuck, I watched the three aquas, in those days, the brilliant movie the abyss, the fantastic leviathan, and the watchable, deep star six.

The coming of the internet caught everyone in the Bahamas that I knew of, or heard from by surprise. So any concept of a virtual nexus in cyberspace was never considered. We thought the next big thing would be the transfer of electricity through gold lines instead of copper, to make the transfer of power more efficient. We understood naught fuck about gold's melting point, or the concept of use it or lose it power distribution. I hadn't watched Weird Science until 1995, and around the same time, Hackers. So the concept of a phone line interactive communication was culpable, but I still remained ignorant to it's potential, and so did a lot of other people here. Of course others new of the net, but fuck me if they shared that with the public. Watching Ghost in the shell and others revealed the concept of a virtual existence, but I still thought it was more fiction than science. It wasn't until 1996, that I was exposed to the internet, and it wasn't until January 1997 that I discovered cyber porn, which eventually led to me talking with some folks on Broad Cast Chat 1 and 2, and in our discussions, the concept of a virtual cyber world was touched upon, and again, some one said to watch Tron. So, I didn't, and time flew by like wayward skeet. Recently, G4 had Tron on, and I decided, I'd sit down, and watch it. And boy did it suck. Not to long ago, I watched Starman, and it was a powerful, and beautiful bit of film making. Tron was just a pile of Donkey shit. I watched a powerful movie called Duck You Sucka, a spaghetti western it was, absolutely beautiful, the ending was sad and awesome. Tron was just a pile of Donkey Shit. I watched it again on G4, and it still was a pile of Donkey shit. When I was younger, and I'd seen images of Tron, I always thought it was animated using black cray paper and chalk, for the life of me I can't say why I thought that way, but that was my reaction. And thankfully I didn't watch it then, unfortunately, I watched it, and it was a pile of Donkey shit. I'll give Tron the original disaster a C-




Tron Legacy 2.0 is due in theaters soon.



Some horses died before the race began, only their legs didn't realize it until they stunk to high heaven. Tron Legacy 2.0 looks cheesier than the original and it's going to stink. Do yourselves a favor, and watch re-runs of Stargate Universe, followed by porn, that's all I ever do. Hey, if I'm wrong, I'll suck on Olivia Wilde's poop holder before and after she shat, I'd even sniff her fart smells.

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Didn't see Tron Legacy 2.0, even though I read and watched reviews about it, which were all negative. But despite the reviews I refused to watch it, and that's not because I was right about it being donkey shit, it's because I don't like the look of it. So I'm not wasting my seven dollars on that pile of bullocks. And I could watch an actual movie now if I so chose, because for little over a week I've had a job which is paying me good money, even though i have to work long painful hours seven plus days now. But funk that crap, I'm being paid, so Thank God! Tron's premise was a failure from it's inception, and the only reason why people liked the first one was because it premiered during a time on the precipice of computing technology, and everyone back then allowed themselves to believe that machines in twenty years would be doing everything from wiping our ass, to giving us blow jobs. Thirty years later, and from what we can see, computers, machines and robots though a bit further technologically, still can't wipe our ass our give us real life like blow jobs. I won't even waste space on my computer to D/L Tron Legacy either.

The Traveler starring Val Kilmer was a powerful film. Not at all predictable, and had a satisfying ending. I'd give you a review, but first you'd have to dress up in your ole' lady's knickers and shove a corn dog up your ass---use Google you fucking slobs and type: THE TRAVELER STARRING VAL KILMER REVIEW. I'm sure you'll find proper reviews done by smarter people than me.

Unthinkable starring, Samuel L. Jackson, Carrie-Anne Moss and Michael Sheen can not be described. It has to be viewed. I was terrified and eventually saddened by the ending. Though I approved of what had to be done at the end, I was saddened and horrified. And I don't give a shit about many things, so that's saying something for a movie to affect me that much. You can D/L it or you can support the makers and buy it for a few bucks. Whatever you do, watch this movie.


Devil is a AH SO movie, even though it had a somewhat cool ending. Can't say much about Devil because it was a bit too gimmicky, but it ended before it wore out it's welcome. Even though the revealing of the character who was the devil was interesting, it felt rush and not well made.

Stargate Universe got canceled. Sure we could blame the producers for fucking the Stargate franchise by canceling a show with almost two million viewers (Stargate Atlantis) and replacing it with a show which was supposed to be edgier, with actual sex, and lesbians, and drama and melancholy like bullshit, and SGU had half Atlantis' viewers (not to mention caused twice as much). But in the end, the real demon was SYFY, But who am I kidding, in the spirit of Gordon Gekko which SYFY is clearly following, you can't really blame them, because after all; greed is good. So who is to blame? Americans are to blame---You Glee watching Faggots!

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On Tuesday, myself, and a group of other losers, did our best to try and save Stargate Universe, by attempting to buy the episode Resurgence which aired sometime in November (on SyFy) of last year, and was supposed to tide us over until SGU returned in later January. Resurgence is the 10th episode of Season 2, which clearly showed a show getting better, despite it's lackluster first season. And the ratings for Resurgence wasn't as good as it could be, because SyFy decided to move the show from Friday night, and place it squarely in the bosom of Tuesday nights, to fight on even keel with Network heavyweights, in particular, the fag spectacle, Glee. Regardless, it had almost a million viewers; So SyFy decided to move the show to a place where it would surely fail, and canceled it. Sounds like Fox five to ten years ago. (I know my ideas are inconsistent and jumbled in this here bit of pseudo-jargon "fuck you all to hell repartee." But ask me if I gives a fuck, go ahead fuckers, ask me)
SGU got the can, because it cost more than any other show on SyFy, and cheaper shittier shows cost less; Eureka Warehouse 13 Ghost Hunters, and other such shitty fan fares I detest.
My beef though isn't the cancellation, or at least, it isn't my beef at the moment. At this very moment, my fucking beef is with whom ever won't allow me to LEGALLY PURCHASE on demand movies and shows from AMAZON, NETFLIX, ITUNES. Well true believers, imagine my surprise, when all these pencil pushing execs and their lawyers bitch bitch bitch about illegal downloads and the like, and the moment I try to get something legitimately, I'm blocked because I don't live in the united states. Or when I try to view some content, they block me because I'm not American. Well then, FUCK THAT SHIT, AND FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES, I'LL JUST DOWNLOAD THE MUTHA-FUCKA! No skin off of my teeth fuckers; I'll download the bitch.
But on Tuesday, it was different, I'm trying to save my show SGU. So I really wanted to show MGM, and all those other distributors that people exist outside of the United States that watch these shows. But fuck me, it didn't work. So I'll acquire my movies, my shows, my songs, my books, and shit I can't think of at the moment, free of charge. Fucking Idiots!

For one to be in the clear when they judge, it's only fair to give something a chance, to be sure, it is as you say it is. Being the guy that I am, I thought it best to give the movie a chance to stand up for it self. Thus, last night, I watched Tron Legacy.

No I didn't go to theatres, but I downloaded the bitch, And I gave it, my full and undivided attention. No porn or anything, I just watched Tron Legacy. But before I watched that, I watched another piece of brilliant scifi fantasy called ULTRAMARINES, it's based on the warhammer 40,000 mythos. And I must say, I wished I was able to pay for that digital download, because it was an awesome movie, even though it was CGI--- and the United Kingdom cast just added to the awesomeness.

Jeremy Jahns, the jewish kid on youstub, went on about how he hated Skyline, but fucking thought Tron Legacy was okay. The CGI, almost made it all better---well Jahns, the cum scene in porn makes the ending satisfying because you could relate to cumming and thinking; that's me finishing a load on/in that dame, but unless cumpilations is your thing, you would like to see, her suck your dick, you eat her cunt, she gets boned in her cunt, then her ass, followed by her blowing you to satisfaction. But the last few seconds of her blowing you to argggasm is cheap without the entire scene, and for me, there's no invested interest in her ample portions, or my pseudo-dick entering her areas and holes, if I don't get to see the whole thing.

Jahns complained Skyline had stupid lines and an even stupider plot. But Tron Legacy made sense? For fucks sake, Skyline had characters who grew up on the OC, Clueless and fucking Hip Hop, HIPPITY FUCKING HOP. Shakespeare, these mutha-fuckas ain't. Also, Skyline is about survival and the entire movie focused on that. And the bit about using human brains for power, well fucker, our brains is hundreds of times that of a super computer, so why wouldn't they use our brains for processing power? And the depth of a brain's ability to imagine the impossible, and to persevere especially when all is lost and it should fail, is only a testament to the overall movie for using brains to power their ship, and ultimately allowing them to reconstitute their mother ship when a nuke destroyed it.

Tron Legacy had horrible cheesing acting and Flynn was more The Dude than a scientific Hippie nerd, and nothing made sense. I understood what they were going for, but even then, it made little to no sense. I wanted this movie to be good, even though I predicted it would be awful, and it was just that, a pile of donkey shit. The dialogue when Flynn, his son, and the Iso, had dinner, made no fucking sense, and left me bored. The eye candy wasn't enough to save this movie for me, but the music, that 80's spectacular movie soundtrack, made it bearable. out of ten vagina's filled with milky curd like cheesy yeast goodness, I'll give this movie a 5.3, but it only deserves a fucking 4, but the CGI gets .3 and the music a full 1.

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The Heavy stars Adrian Paul, and Gary Stretch, with Stephen Rea, Vinnie Jones, Shannyn Sossamon, Christoper Lee and Lee Ryan as support. Firstly, it's a movie about honor, and knowing who to trust. And Secondly it's the most important British Crime movie I've watched since Layer Cake, and true believers, I'd dare say, it's better than layer Cake. Can't say much about this one, but Gary Stretch, Vinnie Jones and Lee Ryan owns the scenes they're in. Adrian Paul does so as well, with his nonchalant barely interested, yet heavily invested look; The look of the harmless before it's edge. Shannyn Sossamon plays her role well, and the brother Mason's mother, played by Jean Marsh is equally as powerful as a dutiful mom, for one of the brothers, and near heartless for the other.
Even though the fuckers at Amazon, Netflex, and Itunes won't allow my dimes so I could order the proper digital download, I'll look for a way to donate money to this one; these fuckers out did themselves, and by these fuckers I mean this bloke Marcus Warren. Gary Stretch was also in Deam Man's shoes, and I'm going to download that one and watch it, and if it's any good, i'll find a way to give those cats a few dimes for their efforts. Because boys and girls, if we don't give dimes to these chaps, then there will be no more flicks. So have at it, and mail in what you can. Because it's doubtful yous fucks got any currency other than dimes.

I'd post pictures for The Heavy, but first, you'd have to sniff your grandpas purple skeet up your fucking noses yous fags!

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Dead Man's Shoes stars Paddy Considine, Gary Stretch and Toby Kebbell.

What Can I say about Paddy Considine other than he like most UK artist, knocked that shit into the stratosphere. Gary Stretch was good, but this is Considine's movie. At the beginning, it all seemed sloppy and disjointed, and you get a bit irritated at the pacing, by it's end you're like MUTHA-FUCKA! Steal, d'l, kidnap, do what you have to, watch this movie. And if you can, mail in a few dimes to these chaps for making such an awesome movie. I'd say pay to download, but they've banned me from paying to download, So....

Altitude stars Jessica Lowndes, Julianna Guill and Ryan Donowho

Without giving too much away, I'd say it doesn't suck, and that it isn't a totally unpleasant experience, hell, it's pretty good. Like how having anal sex with Sasha Grey isn't that bad, even though you really wanted Megan Fox. But at the end of the day, you had some awesome cunny's asshole to skeet in, even if said asshole may have been filled with warts; cooties don't kill, aids do, so you're safe.

BRING BACK STARGATE UNIVERSE SYFY! BRING BACK MY SHOW YOUS FAGGOTS, AND I AIN'T TALKING GAY FAGGOTS EITHER. COMPARING SYFY TO GAY PEOPLE WOULD BE TOO INSULTING TO GAY PEOPLE. I LIKE GAYS, SORT OF, BUT I FUCKING HATE SYFY FOR CANCELING MY SHIT YOUS FAGGOTS!