03-25-2010, 01:56 PM
Would you like some making fuck, berzerker!
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I guess the worst thing I ever did while drunk was sleeping with that woman that I found out later was married. Then it got worse, because the guy she was married to conked my buddy over the head with a beer bottle while I was drunk (again) thinking he was the one letting his wife ride the old bone roller coaster. What a mess....
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Always THAT asshole
03-25-2010, 01:58 PM
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on her dress...
03-25-2010, 02:29 PM
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good try but it's like the fourth drinking thread this week
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Too late. The siren song of skinny jeans and skittlerex lured him back to his people. We won't see him for another 3 months.
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03-25-2010, 02:42 PM
jesus is my homeboy
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failed spelling in school? what?
or is kiding what you guys call it when you hop in the free candy van?
03-25-2010, 03:01 PM
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03-25-2010, 03:04 PM
once took a shit in my friends car while he was passed out. locked the doors, returned his keys. he never mentioned it. he never figured out who did it, or how they got in, and i guess he assumed he did it while he was drunk.
03-25-2010, 04:20 PM
So special, you feel it in your nuts.
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I've been drunk on rum, took my clothes off, and laid down in a snow drift to cool off. And I've been drunk on tequila at a conference and stole a Estes Big Bertha model rocket kit from a display.
Outside of that and puking all over a friends bathroom, I've got nothing epic to report.
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03-25-2010, 04:33 PM
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I swallowed
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03-25-2010, 04:38 PM
So special, you feel it in your nuts.
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I doubt many here will be able to top that.
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03-25-2010, 04:54 PM
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maybe pred
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