06-18-2008, 03:38 PM
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I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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my new favorite
die idiot fucktard
Oh wait, that one might get me hot.
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my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
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06-18-2008, 03:39 PM
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Yeah mate, I'm down under....and she loves it!
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Your Mom Swallows!
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06-18-2008, 03:41 PM
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I'm rollin with my pistol and my shotty
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Said with a dead poker face (no expression is the key) That way they never know if you're fucken with em or not. I LOVE doing that..
Aren't you smart....
Not the best one, but my head hurts and Im sick so bare with me...
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06-18-2008, 03:59 PM
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i have never seen a vagina, but at least i dont live with my mom
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hahaha that's mine too!! or suck my clit. but usually i say dick since it's funnier.
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06-18-2008, 07:19 PM
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There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
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Please kill yourself.
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06-18-2008, 07:26 PM
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So for an extra value woody, put this BigMac into that Quarter-Pound pussy, yes!
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Love you, too!
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06-18-2008, 07:44 PM
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a True Sex Panther
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Tits or GTFO...
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It's got bits of Real Panther in it so you know it's good. "And they've done studies...60% of the time, it works every time."
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Anchorman is probably my favorite movie EVER which means I love you.
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DAS is Back! and I love it!
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06-18-2008, 08:22 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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i will steal one from Chris Rock. Kiss My BlackAss. he said it works for white guys too. sadly i have yet to try it though
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im basically what dreams are made of
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06-18-2008, 08:30 PM
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i have seen a vagina, and it was expensive
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well if it is a guy/girl you've slept with then "i have aids" usually works
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06-18-2008, 09:05 PM
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the burning and itching has stopped
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Fuck Yo Couch
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