If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Belated birthday greetings. I fell into a stranger's massive vagina and couldn't get out in time.
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Well, I've been trying to identify as a multi-millionaire with a bod like Chris Helmsworth and hung like a porn star . . . but no one seems to take me seriously.
Guess I'll stick with dude.
Thanks for the bday wishes
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Originally Posted by josehl
Never heard of him.
I'm serious. Not even trolling. First I've seen that name...