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07-10-2010, 02:35 PM
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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
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07-10-2010, 02:43 PM
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Butch Coolidge: You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's bacon FUCKIN' with you! You gotta fight through that shit!
------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sonny: What the hell is this? Clemenza: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the bacon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Billy Batts: Go home and get your fucking bacon.
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07-10-2010, 02:48 PM
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Zeus : Release the bacon!
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07-10-2010, 08:00 PM
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Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night... in the deep dark night... paradise by the BACON light. -- Marvin Lee Aday
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07-11-2010, 01:28 PM
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Wizard of OZ
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in bacon anymore" 007 "Bacon. James Bacon." Casablanca "Play it Sam. Play "As Bacon Goes By" "Round up the usual bacon" "We'll always have bacon" A Few Good Men "You can't handle the bacon!" The sixth Sense "I see bacon people" A League of Their Own "There's no bacon in baseball!" Dr. Strangelove "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the bacon room!"
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07-11-2010, 01:52 PM
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Dr Ray Stantz: "Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by baconless here".
Walter Peck: "They caused an explosion!" Mayor: "Is this true?" Dr. Peter Venkman: "Yes it's true. This man has no bacon."
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07-11-2010, 01:56 PM
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37... my girlfriend's sucked 37 bacons.
In a row? Try not to suck any bacon on the way through the parking lot... hey, you, get back here!
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07-11-2010, 03:06 PM
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Karl Marx
"Bacon is the opiate of the people" Martin Luther King, Jr.: If a man is called to be a baconsweeper, he should sweep bacon even as Michelangelo painted or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep bacon so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause and say, "Here lived a great baconsweeper who did his job well."
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