12-12-2008, 02:43 PM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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hung over. i had like 5 drinks and i was wasted last night. i should have eaten something
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12-12-2008, 03:06 PM
i live with my mom and have never seen a vagina
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Hangovers suck.
If your gonna order a blue steak just ask for the live cow. Carve off what you want and ride the rest home.
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12-12-2008, 04:35 PM
Waiting like a stalking butler
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so i heard this story today about some guy in china kissing so hard he sucked the girls eardrum out thru her mouth
anyone else hear that?
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12-12-2008, 04:42 PM
Amylike
WHOA! That's what he said
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I wanna be home in bed so bad!
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12-12-2008, 04:45 PM
....raw doggin' it since 1980!
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I'm sure a lot of the guys here would wish to be home (yours) in bed (also yours).
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12-12-2008, 05:12 PM
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I think I might be getting a promotion
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12-12-2008, 05:21 PM
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Haha if they'll massage my back and legs I'm there
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12-12-2008, 06:11 PM
I'll bust a nut on a girl's tramp stamp...now it's a Scamp stamp!
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my vagina is beautiful and scampr should see it daily!
12-12-2008, 06:25 PM
Thank god for us bitter sacks of emotionless fucks. We are legendz!
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Fuck yeah, heard it on howard stern. I guess when he said he was going to turn her out she never expected it that way.
12-12-2008, 06:31 PM
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