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Old 04-30-2015, 04:20 PM
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I'd like to thank Miley Cyrus for giving me the incentive to not bother for the rest of the week.
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Old 05-01-2015, 12:03 PM
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So...my boyfriend got T-boned by a fucknut on a cellphone who flew through a red light. His friend tried telling him he "had a good reason" to be on the phone.

I don't care if you're fortunate enough to still have a mom and she's on her deathbed giving you her final words. Pull the fuck over for it. No reason is important enough to be holding that phone and not paying attention.

So please everyone, if you don't have hands free options, put that fucking thing away for the few minutes of your drive.

Thank you.
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Old 05-01-2015, 05:06 PM
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Old 05-01-2015, 05:58 PM
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Yeah thank god. I've already lost people to drunk drivers. I don't know what I'd do if something really bad happened from that.

As it is I'm afraid to be in a car all of the time. Mainly cause I'm always waiting for someone to come out of no where and do that.
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Old 05-01-2015, 06:37 PM
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Old 05-01-2015, 07:20 PM
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Old 05-02-2015, 05:42 AM
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I didn't know you were a lesbian.

What position do you play in softball?

Favorite Melissa Etheridge album?

Birkenstocks or Docs?
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Old 05-02-2015, 05:45 AM
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Old 05-03-2015, 02:47 PM
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Old 05-03-2015, 03:48 PM
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