I kill grownups for fun but for a lollipop, I'm gonna carve him up real nice
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He just had his manservant type all those witticisms. Fucking nomenklatura ambulance chaser. Thinks he's better than everyone else with his fancy education.
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RIP Joe TheSNake. You will be missed brother.
If you need me I'll just be circling the maternity ward, listening for screams with my glass ready in hand.
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Aww, having one is more than nothing.
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__________________ "I was going down on a chick who was 7 months pregnant when unexpectedly her unborn baby's tiny hand reached out and grabbed my face!"
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Good old straight cannibalism seems to have fallen out of favor. It's all anal-anal-anal any more. Give me an original Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movie any day. Especially the ones where they tie the victim upside down between two palm trees and let them get ripped in half like a wishbone. Now that's family entertainment, old school.
So if he calls the chimp Cheetah, then WTF does he call a real cheetah? Puss-puss?
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... as I hooked my gnarled finger thru her nipple
ring, and pulled her supple body toward mine ...